Bright cartoon illustration by Katie Abey featuring a rainbow wheel of mystery prizes with a blue-haired jeff character in a rainbow dress saying “You get what you’re given”. Text below reads: “£3 mystery add-on, postcard, sticker, or something else…!” Fun and cheeky artwork from Katie Abey, a small business that encourages you to embrace your weirdness and enjoy surprise items.

You Get What You’re Given

ÂŁ3.00
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Feeling brave? 🔥 Reckless? 😱 Mildly chaotic? 🤪 Add this to your order and relinquish all control to Jeff!!!

That’s right, Jeff gets to decide what you get. Could be a postcard. Could be a sticker. Could be something else entirely if Jeff’s feeling a little zesty. 

✨ No refunds or exchanges
✨ No clue what it’ll be
✨ Yes, it’s only £3
✨ Yes, it’s worth it for the suspense alone

Perfect for indecisive gremlins, lovers of chaos, or anyone who just likes a surprise.

Disclaimer: Jeff cannot be bribed. Jeff cannot be reasoned with. Jeff just decides what you get.