Colourful rainbow socks featuring a sweary yellow cat holding a sign that reads “Absolute Bollocks,” styled on tattooed legs, surrounded by bright yellow backdrop and confetti for a fun, quirky vibe.
Colourful rainbow socks featuring a sweary yellow cat holding a sign that reads “Absolute Bollocks,” styled on tattooed legs, surrounded by bright yellow backdrop and confetti for a fun, quirky vibe.
A close-up of Katie Abey's quirky "Absolute Bollocks" socks, featuring bold rainbow stripes and a yellow cat holding a sign that reads "Absolute Bollocks". These vibrant socks are perfect for adding a pop of colour and humour to your outfit, celebrating weirdness and individuality.
Katie Abey's "Absolute Bollocks" socks, packaged with a rainbow-striped label. The design features a rainbow background and a cheeky yellow cat, making them a playful and colourful gift for anyone who loves unique and fun accessories.
Flat-lay of Katie Abey's "Absolute Bollocks" socks showing the bright rainbow stripes and a cartoon yellow cat holding a sign. Designed to encourage individuality, these funky socks bring bold colours and a touch of weirdness to everyday style.
Front view of feet wearing the socks, displaying vibrant rainbow colours and a whimsical, cheeky cat design on both socks, with confetti spread on the yellow floor.
Back view of rainbow-striped socks, showing the colourful bands and a peek of the sock label, “Katie Abey Socctopus,” with confetti surrounding the feet.
Back view of rainbow-striped socks, showing the colourful bands and a peek of the sock label, “Katie Abey Socctopus,” with confetti surrounding the feet.
Close-up of brightly coloured rainbow socks featuring a yellow cat holding a sign that says “Absolute Bollocks,” worn on tattooed legs with a vibrant yellow background and confetti scattered on the floor.
A fun, angled shot of the rainbow socks in action, with the yellow “Absolute Bollocks” cat front and centre, surrounded by a cheerful yellow backdrop and party-ready confetti.
Colourful rainbow socks featuring a sweary yellow cat holding a sign that reads “Absolute Bollocks,” styled on tattooed legs, surrounded by bright yellow backdrop and confetti for a fun, quirky vibe.
Colourful rainbow socks featuring a sweary yellow cat holding a sign that reads “Absolute Bollocks,” styled on tattooed legs, surrounded by bright yellow backdrop and confetti for a fun, quirky vibe.
A close-up of Katie Abey's quirky "Absolute Bollocks" socks, featuring bold rainbow stripes and a yellow cat holding a sign that reads "Absolute Bollocks". These vibrant socks are perfect for adding a pop of colour and humour to your outfit, celebrating weirdness and individuality.
Katie Abey's "Absolute Bollocks" socks, packaged with a rainbow-striped label. The design features a rainbow background and a cheeky yellow cat, making them a playful and colourful gift for anyone who loves unique and fun accessories.
Flat-lay of Katie Abey's "Absolute Bollocks" socks showing the bright rainbow stripes and a cartoon yellow cat holding a sign. Designed to encourage individuality, these funky socks bring bold colours and a touch of weirdness to everyday style.
Front view of feet wearing the socks, displaying vibrant rainbow colours and a whimsical, cheeky cat design on both socks, with confetti spread on the yellow floor.
Back view of rainbow-striped socks, showing the colourful bands and a peek of the sock label, “Katie Abey Socctopus,” with confetti surrounding the feet.
Back view of rainbow-striped socks, showing the colourful bands and a peek of the sock label, “Katie Abey Socctopus,” with confetti surrounding the feet.
Close-up of brightly coloured rainbow socks featuring a yellow cat holding a sign that says “Absolute Bollocks,” worn on tattooed legs with a vibrant yellow background and confetti scattered on the floor.
A fun, angled shot of the rainbow socks in action, with the yellow “Absolute Bollocks” cat front and centre, surrounded by a cheerful yellow backdrop and party-ready confetti.

Sweary Cat Absolute B*llocks Socks

£8.00
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Step up your sock game with the Absolute B*llocks socks! 🌈 These delightfully cheeky rainbow striped beauties are here to remind you (and anyone else who dares look down) that life can be a bit… absolute b*llocks sometimes. Featuring a sassy yellow cat with a whole lot of attitude, these socks bring the perfect mix of comfort, comedy, and chaos to your wardrobe.


🐾 Why These Socks Are the Cat’s Whiskers:

• Rainbow Realness: Bright stripes that are as bold as your personality.

• Feline Fun: Featuring a rebellious yellow cat holding a sign that reads “Absolute Bollocks” because your feet deserve a bit of humour.

• One Size Fits Most: Perfectly stretchy to fit UK sizes 4-8, so they’re ready to rock (or paw) on almost anyone.

• Ultimate Comfort: Made from breathable cotton to keep your feet happy all day long. Whether you’re lounging on the sofa or marching through nonsense, these socks have got your back (and toes).

• Collab Goals: Designed in collaboration with Soctopus 🐙 for that extra level of quirky cool.


🧦 When To Wear Them:

• Strutting into work meetings that could have been emails.

• Cosying up on the sofa with snacks and Netflix.

• Adding a little extra sass to your school run, errands, or gym sesh.

• As the ultimate icebreaker when people inevitably comment, “Oh my God, I love your socks!” (Because they will.)

🎁 The Perfect Gift: Need something fun for your sarcastic BFF, sweary sibling, or that one friend who collects all things quirky? Look no further, these socks are basically a hug for their feet, but funnier.

Fabric Content:

76% Cotton, 22% Polyamide, 2% Elastane


🌟 Life’s too short for boring socks. Add these rainbow rebels to your collection and stomp through life in technicolour style! 🎉