Katie Abey Sweary Cat Merry F*cking Christmas Socks displayed in packaging. The red and white striped socks feature a green cat in a Santa hat holding the sweary festive message. Bright yellow background. Fun novelty Christmas socks by UK illustrator Katie Abey.
Red and white striped Christmas socks featuring Katie Abey’s Sweary Cat character holding a sign that reads “Merry F*cking Xmas”. The socks have red heels and toes, with a fun festive design against a bright yellow background. Quirky Christmas novelty socks from small UK illustrator Katie Abey.
Close up of Katie Abey’s Sweary Cat Merry F*cking Christmas Socks, showing the green cat in a Santa hat on red and white stripes. The colourful Katie Abey Socktopus label is attached. Festive novelty socks by UK illustrator Katie Abey, photographed on a bright yellow background.
Katie Abey Sweary Cat Merry F*cking Christmas Socks displayed in packaging. The red and white striped socks feature a green cat in a Santa hat holding the sweary festive message. Bright yellow background. Fun novelty Christmas socks by UK illustrator Katie Abey.
Red and white striped Christmas socks featuring Katie Abey’s Sweary Cat character holding a sign that reads “Merry F*cking Xmas”. The socks have red heels and toes, with a fun festive design against a bright yellow background. Quirky Christmas novelty socks from small UK illustrator Katie Abey.
Close up of Katie Abey’s Sweary Cat Merry F*cking Christmas Socks, showing the green cat in a Santa hat on red and white stripes. The colourful Katie Abey Socktopus label is attached. Festive novelty socks by UK illustrator Katie Abey, photographed on a bright yellow background.

Sweary Cat Merry F*cking Christmas Socks

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Get ready to sleigh the season with these Sweary Cat Merry F*cking Christmas Socks from the one and only Katie Abey.

Bold, cheeky, and festive as hell, these elf-striped socks bring maximum holiday sass with a grumpy green kitty who is absolutely done with December. Perfect for weirdos, grinches, and anyone who likes their Christmas with a little extra spice.

Why You’ll Love Them!

🧦 Elf-style red and white stripes for maximum festive vibes

😼 Features Katie Abey’s iconic sweary green cat with a slightly extra fluffy hat holding the 'Merry F*cking Xmas' sign

🎄 Available in UK sizes 4-8 and 9-12

✨ Soft 70% cotton blend for comfy seasonal stomping

🎁 Perfect stocking filler for chaotic Christmas lovers

💥 Designed by Katie Abey in collaboration with Socktopus

💚 Ideal for adding humour, attitude, and weirdness to your winter wardrobe

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